Send In The Cones: Embark on a Hilarious and Unforgettable Cruise with Letters from the Front Lines

About the Book

"Send In The Cones" is a laugh-out-loud funny and heartwarming collection of letters written by a cruise ship employee during her time working aboard the high seas. With wit, charm, and a knack for storytelling, she chronicles her hilarious encounters with passengers, crew members, and the unexpected challenges that come with life on a floating hotel.

Send in the Cones: The Cruise Ship Letters

by Michael E. Tolle

4.8 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	4420 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	241 pages
Screen Reader	:	Supported

FREE

From dealing with demanding guests and clueless supervisors to navigating the ship's endless buffet lines and discovering the hidden quirks of life at sea, "Send In The Cones" offers a behind-the-scenes look at the world of cruising that will leave you in stitches.

Inside the Book

In these laugh-out-loud letters, you'll follow the author on her extraordinary adventures as she:

- Discovers the secret language of cruise ship employees - Learns the art of "ice cream diplomacy" - Encounters a passenger who mistakes her for a psychic - Witnesses a hilarious battle between a guest and a malfunctioning treadmill - Uncovers the surprising truth about the ship's "lost and found" department

With each letter, the author paints a vivid picture of life aboard a cruise ship, filled with unexpected surprises, mishaps, and plenty of ice cream.

What Readers Are Saying

"This book made me laugh so hard I spilled my pina colada! A must-read for anyone who loves cruising or just needs a good laugh." - Sarah, Our Book Library reviewer

"I've been on several cruises myself, but this book gave me a whole new perspective on what goes on behind the scenes. Hilarious and heartwarming!" - John, Goodreads reviewer

"A perfect escape for anyone looking for a lighthearted and entertaining read. The author's wit and humor will leave you wanting more." - Emily, Barnes & Noble reviewer

Meet the Author

The author of "Send In The Cones" is a former cruise ship employee who traded in her life at sea for a career in writing. With a passion for storytelling and a knack for finding the humor in everyday life, she now shares her hilarious experiences with readers around the world.

Free Download Your Copy Today

Escape into the hilarious world of cruising with "Send In The Cones." Free Download your copy today and prepare for a non-stop laugh-fest that will leave you craving ice cream and eager for your next adventure on the high seas.

Available now on Our Book Library, Barnes & Noble, and your favorite bookstores.

Send in the Cones: The Cruise Ship Letters

by Michael E. Tolle

4.8 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	4420 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	241 pages
Screen Reader	:	Supported

FREE